I'm beginning to think that the three most important things I need to know when getting work offers (demos, arrangements, sequences etc) are:

1. How much are you paying me (duh)

2. When do you need it back? (so I can see exactly how much time I have to procrastinate)

3. Is your deadline final or relative? (because I will almost definitely put it off, unless of course you're offering me some serious money)

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I realize that it is a risk putting this up on my blog, what with everyone being connected to the internet and employers/clients checking up on their workforce etc etc. Therefore, if there are any potential employers/clients reading this, please chill out and don't take this too seriously. For the record, no matter how last-minute I am I kinda manage to pull it off in the end.

Seriously.

Drop me an email and I'll send you some samples of my work.

(Sneaky way of looking for work)