1. Man Utd is now playing like Chelsea, playing crap boring football but winning every match 1-0. Maybe that's what happens when you become league champions.

2. Football is not so predictable after all. If it was...

• Arsenal would be relegated because Theirry Henry has left for Barcelona.
• Liverpool would be playing much better with Gerrard back.
• Celtic and Rangers would be cannon fodder in the Champions League.
• Mourinho would still be at Chelsea.

If you watch football like gila (ie me; no Astro, will take cab to Steven's Corner at Genting Klang so I won't miss a single Man Utd game), then you should know what I'm talking about.

3. Dida's dive was pathetic. Or maybe the pitch invader had an accomplice with a sniper rifle.

4. "James Morrison who? The pop singer?" Nah, the REAL James Morrison is from Australia. He can trade solos with himself, play chords on the trombone, and crack a walnut with his lip muscles. And if you can find his Yamaha podcast, he does a big band recording with James Morrison on trumpet, cornet, trombone, bass trombone, euphonium, tuba, alto and tenor sax, clarinet and bass clarinet. What can the pop singer guy do? Hmm, he can sing. And play the guitar. And make lots of money. Which brings me to my next point-

5. The quality of an artist's music is inversely proportionate to the amount of money he/she makes (with the number of exceptions dependent on your musical bias). Case in point: Kenny G.

6. I live such a boring, uneventful life that I have written three posts in a row on football.




Yeah right.





Time to go to bed.






N.B. I have nothing against "You Give Me Something" James Morrison, his music isn't too bad actually. I think he's just unlucky to share names with one of the living legends of jazz.